The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 15, 2012
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January 16, 2012
Transcript:
The Argyle Sweater Presents Implausible Hollywood Headlines: "Playboy enacts 'No Plastic Surgery' Clause"; "Ashton Kutcher Wins Emmy"; "Leno Garage Torched!"; "Kim Kardashian Abandons the Limelight."
I think I read these while I was waiting in line at the grocery store.