The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 15, 2012
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January 16, 2012
Transcript:
The Argyle Sweater Presents Implausible Hollywood Headlines: "Playboy enacts 'No Plastic Surgery' Clause"; "Ashton Kutcher Wins Emmy"; "Leno Garage Torched!"; "Kim Kardashian Abandons the Limelight."
margueritem almost 13 years ago
I think I read these while I was waiting in line at the grocery store.
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Leno’s garage does deserve to be burned down (for a lot of reasons) but Conan shouldn’t be the one blamed for it.
PICTO almost 13 years ago
Nothing is implausible in Hollywood.
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I think the last 2 are really highly unlikely.
finale almost 13 years ago
Maybe if we ALL wished together……the last one will come true!
vldazzle almost 13 years ago
@finale, LET’S TRY!
LingeeWhiz almost 13 years ago
I love the Ashton Kutcher one! Haha. These headlines would be tabloid or sure! None of them are going to give up their 5 seconds of “fame”, no matter what it costs them.
TheWildSow almost 13 years ago
Her birth name is “Starlet Marie Jones.”
Stephen Gilberg almost 13 years ago
Two Kim Kardashian jabs in three days? I dunno, Scott.
hippogriff almost 13 years ago
Shucks, we have a daily out of Dallas that is that accurate.
klaude almost 13 years ago
I live in DE. Don’t ever want Kim here. Not even to visit!
hippogriff almost 13 years ago
GatoCat: They were that hard on me, so I will be hard on them! When I was running against the flat-earth faction on the State Board of Education, they stated “Because the Democrats have no candidate [for District 9], only Republicans and Libertarians are in the race.” I informed them that there was a Green in that contest and asked for a correction. Two weeks later, they printed the same lying paragraph verbatim.
The Observer doesn’t get this far north, but we grab a copy whenever possible. Ask a Mexican is available online out of Phoenix and I get that in that way as insurance.