The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 26, 2012

You betcha! Yum!

" If you pluck me, do I not squak"??

Actually, the breast is my favorite………..MMMMMMMMMMMM

Sure you want a chicken that tastes good.Here’s where you find a chicken with good taste.

Sunshine on a cloudy day talkin’ bout my thighs, my thighs!

I say we all do the “Chicken Dance”

Nine hens in the audience but only one layer. Was the stage set up by pullets?

Wind, we will spit away from you.James, we will not mess with you.Ranger, we will leave your Lone mask on.Superman, we will not tug your capon.

Essex …lol

Here we flockBirds of a feather….Hoping there’s safety in sticking together.Colonel SandersIs trying to get us…McDonald’s has room for us… with plenty of lettuce…

Here we read poetry,And savor the Arts…while even on PBSthey’re cooking our parts.Where is the justice?Why are they vicious…Oh, to be born not half so delicious!

Hmmm… 15 minutes apart…. now I know how long it takes me to do that (if I’m lucky)… LOL

…is more tasteful than battery poetry.

Great one.

Direct ripoff of a Larson cartoon on a cow poetry session (damn the electric fence!)Not cool.

You like chicken?Wanna neck?

chicken fingers snapping to approve? Must be the sound of silence

But the chicks will dig him.

I want his wings.

there once was a chickenly wizardwho sought, in protecting his gizzard,to don some dark specsboycott the Tex Mexand promote white meat from lizard

It’s not the dinner plate that’s important, it’s what sonnet.

The soul of a pullet…. I saw her walking down the street with a cape on.She marches to the beat of a different drumstick

k f c or bust!

Thigh!

The third sentence should be “It is no use” for it to scan properly.

We all know whats missing here….>>>>

We want your wings,not just your thighs,the saucy taste just clings,along with an order of fries.

snap, snap..snap, snap

next up, The 3 French Hens followed by the Two Turtle Doves.

did you say MORE cowbell…???anything you say boss…

We’re studying poetry in our English class.

@Inspector Monkeyblues: did you say MORE cowbell…???anything you say boss…Thats great!

I like thighs…do you like thighs?

Heavenly.

It’s the navel battle that fascinates me…

Domo arigato.

Concept stolen from This American Life

hee hee