The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 19, 2014

A long sentence is better than a full stop.

I guess they are waiting for the VERBic.

Suddenly, the air was punctuated by a loud sob….

he could have phrased that differently

In loco parenthesis?

This cartoon appears to be from Scott’s blue period.

The judge questions everything, the bailiff exclaimed!

The show’s already started, doesn’t look like he is very punctual.

A period piece is only performed a few days a month.

He should have been to the restroom before this, soon he will for the colon.

and be prepared for an escape clause – but make sure you go to the bathroom first because you don’t want to run with a full colon.

Toonerific: perfectly put.

Maybe he’ll get a hyphenated sentence; you know, 10-20 years.

Oh, no. It’s Judge Eroteme, the hanging judge. Hung a participle just last week.

Can we at least stay ’til Aunt Tilde gets the high colonic?

Umlauts in a German court?

Rats, I got here too late! All the good puns area taken! :)

Nice! I was beginning to think the court didn’t caret all about the victim.

Is this the life story of Cedilla Black?

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Is there a dot com web site to see the whole trial?

The judge is crooked.

No period could mean a 9 month sentence

Guess he thinks that he’s not getting enough interrobang for his buck.