The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 02, 2014
March 01, 2014
March 03, 2014
Transcript:
FEMALE CUSTOMER: "THIS COOKIE ALREADY HAS A BITE TAKEN OUT OF IT, I FOUND EYE SHADOW AND A BLOND HAIR IN MY BACONS AND LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS EGG!" COMPLAINTS WERE COMMON AT THE MUPPET CAFE
You should have ordered the frog’s legs.