The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 02, 2014
March 01, 2014
March 03, 2014
Transcript:
FEMALE CUSTOMER: "THIS COOKIE ALREADY HAS A BITE TAKEN OUT OF IT, I FOUND EYE SHADOW AND A BLOND HAIR IN MY BACONS AND LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS EGG!" COMPLAINTS WERE COMMON AT THE MUPPET CAFE
PICTO almost 11 years ago
You should have ordered the frog’s legs.
joe piglet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
The women is TRASH talking to the Grouch so this is not a complaint.
J Short almost 11 years ago
Whatever you do, don’t order the Gonzo beans.
osceola almost 11 years ago
Gasp! Ms. Piggy?
bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
And whatever you order to drink, be sure to ask for a clean beaker.
murdockda almost 11 years ago
…heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh ,heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh…ELMO
Stephen Gilberg almost 11 years ago
So, um, with whom did Big Bird get lucky?
finale almost 11 years ago
Watch out when Crazy harry is your waiter….no complaints.
LindainOregon almost 11 years ago
Not only is there eye shadow in the bacon, but the applicator too!
IQTech61 almost 11 years ago
There goes one more bit of childhood innocence – Big Bird must be transgender.
And if she had found mascara and lipstick – would that be Tammy Faye Bacon?
K M almost 11 years ago
This reminds me of a “Muppet Show” gag where the Swedish Chef is cooking in the theater canteen when Scooter appears at the railing above and cries, “Swedish Chef! On stage for the percolator sketch!” at which point SC mutters something excited and even more incomprehensible than usual, slaps something down in the window, and runs off.A waitress shovels a hand underneath that which the SC slapped down in the window and shuffles off to a table, where the bassist from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem is sitting reading Variety. She slaps the something (a fried egg, apparently) down on the table in front of him, sans plate, just as she picked it up from the window. He looks up and asks, " ’Z that it?" She replies, " ’Fraid so, dearie," and shuffles off.Looking after her, he holds out a hand in her direction and asks plaintively, “Can I have a handful of coffee with that?”
jthurber almost 11 years ago
Count Count works the register there.
The Rolling Cat almost 11 years ago
Looks like she doesn’t fare any better than Mr. Johnson at Charlie’s Restaurant.
Keith Messamer almost 11 years ago
So he’s the Cookie Monster.
Daeder almost 11 years ago
She’s lucky that cookie isn’t just a pile of crumbs!
prunes666 almost 11 years ago
“P” is for PTOMAINE….That’s Good Enough For ME!“P” is for PTOMAINE….That’s Good Enough For ME!“P” is for PTOMAINE….That’s Good Enough For ME!“P” is for PTOMAINE….That’s Good Enough For ME!
PTOMAINE! PTOMAINE! PTOMAINE! PTOMAINE! PTOMAINE! PTOMAINE! PTOMAINE! PTOMAINE!