The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 02, 2014

You should have ordered the frog’s legs.

The women is TRASH talking to the Grouch so this is not a complaint.

Whatever you do, don’t order the Gonzo beans.

Gasp! Ms. Piggy?

And whatever you order to drink, be sure to ask for a clean beaker.

…heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh ,heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh…ELMO

So, um, with whom did Big Bird get lucky?

Watch out when Crazy harry is your waiter….no complaints.

Not only is there eye shadow in the bacon, but the applicator too!

There goes one more bit of childhood innocence – Big Bird must be transgender.

And if she had found mascara and lipstick – would that be Tammy Faye Bacon?

This reminds me of a “Muppet Show” gag where the Swedish Chef is cooking in the theater canteen when Scooter appears at the railing above and cries, “Swedish Chef! On stage for the percolator sketch!” at which point SC mutters something excited and even more incomprehensible than usual, slaps something down in the window, and runs off.A waitress shovels a hand underneath that which the SC slapped down in the window and shuffles off to a table, where the bassist from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem is sitting reading Variety. She slaps the something (a fried egg, apparently) down on the table in front of him, sans plate, just as she picked it up from the window. He looks up and asks, " ’Z that it?" She replies, " ’Fraid so, dearie," and shuffles off.Looking after her, he holds out a hand in her direction and asks plaintively, “Can I have a handful of coffee with that?”

Count Count works the register there.

Looks like she doesn’t fare any better than Mr. Johnson at Charlie’s Restaurant.

So he’s the Cookie Monster.

She’s lucky that cookie isn’t just a pile of crumbs!

“P” is for PTOMAINE….That’s Good Enough For ME!“P” is for PTOMAINE….That’s Good Enough For ME!“P” is for PTOMAINE….That’s Good Enough For ME!“P” is for PTOMAINE….That’s Good Enough For ME!

PTOMAINE! PTOMAINE! PTOMAINE! PTOMAINE! PTOMAINE! PTOMAINE! PTOMAINE! PTOMAINE!