The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 08, 2014

Bet that leaves a mark.

Carmel is the number to know (NYC joke) ;)

now there is a hotbed of evil doings

Un-Holy Sheet!

Not so much flannel sheets, but asbestos.

And as she goes through “the change” with night sweats – Would she even noticed?

I love my Sleep Number bed – never wanna get out!

Now that I’m older, I finally bought a memory foam mattress.Because now that I’m older, there’s nothing exciting for it to remember.

I like that the dark lord of the underworld, the father of lies, Angra Mainyu, Shaitan, Mephistopheles, the prince of darkness is actually named Stan.

“Bed’s on fire…Rolling down the road.Best notify my next of kinMatress will explode!”

I worked for a Plant Manager named Stan. The description fits.

The last time I was summoned for jury duty, I heard, “Juror #666, please take seat 13.” I kid you not.