The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 15, 2016
June 14, 2016
June 16, 2016
Transcript:
Cop wearing hat: Witnesses say he put his whole self in and put his whole self out. He put his whole self in and then he shook it all about. Cop with glasses: Didn't anyone tell the schlob etch-a-sketches can't do the hokey pokey?
Farside99 over 8 years ago
He yelled Blankety-Blank as he fell.
Hugh B. Hayve over 8 years ago
He’ll never be able to turn himself around now.
cdward over 8 years ago
Notice the blank stare on his face.
jreckard over 8 years ago
Looks like a SNL sketch, etched in TV history.
J Short over 8 years ago
Probably died in Ohio.
joe piglet Premium Member over 8 years ago
He also had a new job lined up.
covingj over 8 years ago
Wiped himself out
toahero over 8 years ago
Earthquakes must be horrible tradgedies
zeexenon over 8 years ago
We are certain witness testimony is unreliable. I believe he tried to draw a circle, and had a epileptic seizure.
J Quest over 8 years ago
Leave the hokey pokey to Gumby’s little horse friend…
paullp Premium Member over 8 years ago
And then there was Elvis-a-Sketch. His career was cut short after his arrest for assisting in a mass suicide when the crowd went out of control as he sang, “All Shook Up.”
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 8 years ago
Well they can, but they shouldn’t.
Daeder over 8 years ago
Hopefully the mortician can draw up a nice face for the funeral.
gmoldmule over 8 years ago
Seriously… Someone just grab his dials and draw him a new face.