The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 16, 2016

Oh no, buzzard breath!

The Breath Bad Wolf.

The wolf’s name must be Hal A’tosis!!

Maybe they also need to offer him some Symbicort. (Look it up, people.)

Maybe he’s been eating Pigs in a Blanket. (the old-time cabbage rolls). That’d do it.

All of the bad breath puns and jokes I’ve thought of tend to stink.

The wolf came to a bad end, the result of his huffing problem.

His bark is definitely worse than his bite.

Must not have flossed after wolfing down grandma…

I guess the limburger cheese and garlic sandwiches are paying off.

You’ve got to brush your whole tongue, including the back. After a few decades, your gagger gets used to it.

Well, halitosis is better than no breath at all….

holy halitosis, batman!

Dang, I must have missed that one. Born too late again (but not by much).

I remember that too! Glad I’m not the only one.