The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 23, 2017

Hey Rocky! What’s a bomb doing in my hat?

Where are the moose nugget swiltzer stick, earrings and cuff links?

Whoa, so dark. So very, very dark.

Awwwww….

Perhaps Bullwinkle had something up his sleeve after all…

is that bad enough for you boris ?

So who was it then? Boris and/or Natasha that in the end brought our large of heart and short on brains hero to his end?

I had to look up Pemmican, never heard the word before. Who’d a thought this was an educational comic?

Excuse me. Can you direct me to the Moose Mousse?

Looks like he lost the will to fly!

Rocky, you didn’t!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hokey smoke!

But if you think about it, Michael Corleone could have told you that the squirrel made the smart move. Rocky was always smarter.

Wait til you see the guard dog and the stock boy.

Don’t forget Moose Drool and Moosehead beer, or Moose Droppings candy,

‘Just lost a beloved pet. This doesn’t help.

Hey Rocky do you carry Extreme Moose Tracks ice cream ?

I forgot his real name is Rocket.

There won’t be a problem getting anything off the top shelf.

All this did was make me sad lol

So this is what happens when you give a “Moose a Muffin!”

My God that’s moose-turd pie! It’s good though.