The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 16, 2018

Can we replace it with a semicolon?

It could be worse. They could try to save money by removing the spine.

This one’s bound to fail with those changes.

“Hmm, you seem to have missed a period.”

If he assaults Hawkins he’ll be facing a long sentence.

He might have to induce a comma.

“How’s your grammar these days?” “She’s great; driving grampa nuts, though.”

Your participle’s dangling. Call me if it lasts for more than four hours.

We need a hand to remove all the indexes.

He’s obviously no brain surgeon.

LOL. I didn’t get it for a second. Yeah, if we’re talking body parts, keeping the appendix could be deadly. I’d be dead if I’d kept mine.

Maybe he can tighten everything up and enlarge his font. And that spine’s not in very good shape either.

He must work at the Walter Read Medical Center.

Speaking parenthetically…..

Funny! I took me a second because at first I thought it was something to do with the late Stephen Hawking but it isn’t spelled the same.

I’m going to have to dog-ear this comic – the comments are hilarious.

He’ll dash off a prescription.