The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 19, 2018

Every time someone yells “shotgun” I look around for my father-in-law.

Well, what would happen if someone yelled, “Duck”?

How many can call shotgun in a clown car?

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Somebody yelled “Get down” and the Boogaloo was born.

I call fowl!

Anyway, everybody knows it’s rabbit season.

He was always trying to get top billing.

This is a lot of birdshot.

If he isn’t careful, he will get plucked from his spot.

Just getting his ducks in a row.

He later got a job selling insurance and the rest is history.

He can have it, it’s the worst seat to be in if there’s a quack-up.

This reminds me of a Thomas Sanders vine. He says SHOTGUN!! Then they other people say they called it e earlier. But then he pulls out a real shotgun and says that he found it in the ground.