The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 16, 2018

https://youtu.be/oxHnRfhDmrk

I don’t want to say this joke is corny….

But there’s a kernel of truth to that.

At least it seems fresh…..

Not so old there are cob webs on it.

So they hopped into their Caravan. Wow! Look at that van go!

As they say around here: she’s got a cob on.

Not a kernel of truth to it.

Boy, talk about being corny!

There is a grain of truth to this story in that Vincent’s rye wit was the germ of many rumors in that town. But, hay, he’s young and trying to sow some wild oats.

That’s an earful !

Aw, shucks…

Fresh pop corn!

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.

Old Dennis the Menace strip, from the days when Dennis was actually “menacing”:

Dad on the phone: So you say the other boy had one ear? And Dennis had an ear in his pocket?

Dennis’s mom faints.

Dad: Oh, well, we’re very sorry, and of course we’ll pay for the corn!

Time to butter him up.

If it was gien for love, hopefully it’s the triple sweet variety.

Van Gogh’s village? More like anywhere in Iowa.

Funny how the story got distorted over the years.

Amaizing set of comments today.