The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 25, 2018

Is it chewy?

That’s fine, but I prefer not to watch it being prepared…

He’s sunbathing on the roof now. He’ll be with you in a moment.

The chef’s name is Al, so the special will be served Al denture.

The dental hygienist convention is in town.

Flying toothpicks.

These are great comments! I got nothin’.

I think I’m going to skip that and instead have the rhinoceros back.

And vultures bus the tables.

Oh! I had that yesterday!

Going to have to chew on this one for a bit.

The symbiotic special.

Served on a bed of steamy swamp moss.

Does it come with tartar sauce?

The name of the chef’s assistant is Flossie.

There is a strict pecking order when it comes to cleaning up. The vultures go first and they have an order. There’s the hooded, the lapped faced and, the black backed. Next comes the marabou with it’s long nose. Nothing goes uneaten.

Several years ago I got to witness nature at its finest. A male lion had killed a wart hog and as it was carrying it, some jackals sounded the alarm. The next thing we knew, there was a clan of hyena gathering. They encircled the lion and did the tightening of the noose. He decided that judgement was the better part of valor and just walked away. The song and the fury of the hyena on the wart hog was something to behold.

A restaurant for picky eaters.

Very funny!

Comes with tartar on a plaque…