The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 09, 2018

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Go with “McLovin” and they’ll be so bemused by the name they won’t check the age.

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      almost 6 years ago

    His looks are certainly not apeeling.

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    Bilan  almost 6 years ago

    Pickled Bananas? That’s something new.

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    the lost wizard  almost 6 years ago

    She’s a smarter apple than to fall for that one,

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    gammaguy  almost 6 years ago

    With that color, he’s definitely not mature.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Get back, Banana Cat.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Your actual age on your ID card. Of course, what’s suspicious about that?

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Better try a different plan-tain, kid.

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    joe piglet Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    He should know they don’t serve bananas in Scranton Pa.

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    Kaputnik  almost 6 years ago

    But bananas ripen so quickly. He’ll probably be yellow by the time he opens a can.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 6 years ago

    Reminds me when my buddies and I would argue over who looked the oldest.Four or five guys drinkin’ on a quart. Big time hustlers back then.

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    uniquename  almost 6 years ago

    It’s the glasses that sunk him.

    I’m guessing this place only sells hard cider?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Could have gotten away with Pete Plantain.

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    Diat60  almost 6 years ago

    His brother is Ben Nana.

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    darcyandsimon  almost 6 years ago

    Actually, I don’t get the joke!

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    Croms  almost 6 years ago

    I wonder what Nana Nana must think of her Grandson?

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    posstockhoarder  almost 6 years ago

    Where can I buy that triple-x beer?! Looks better than even Duff Beer!

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    Lablubber   almost 6 years ago

    Better split kid.

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    daleandkristen  almost 6 years ago

    You ain’t ripe, kid!

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    BrettShaff  almost 6 years ago

    Should have gotten his older friend Beau to buy it for him.

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    patlaborvi  almost 6 years ago

    I remember reading a news story several years ago, 2 guys thought they were having the luckiest day of their life, they were visiting a local beach next to a state campground and met 2 teenage girls who agreed to party with the boys at their campsite if the boys provided the drinks. Since the boys were underage they needed someone to buy for them so they approached 2 guys parked outside a liquer store and asked them to buy for them, offering them a garbage bag full of cans and bottles to cover the price. The 2 guys looked at each other and then pulled out their wallets to show the boys their badges. The 2 boys apparently found someone to buy for them because later that night they were caught trying to sneak into the alcahol free state campground with a case of beer.

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    sufamelico  almost 6 years ago

    " Tolerance, is better served with a doubled measure of patience" (Anonymous)

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    That clerk must be older than he looks — he’s not buying the green banana….

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    Daeder  almost 6 years ago

    His real name is Beau, not Bob.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Very clever! Had to read it twice but then it clicked!

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