The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 30, 2019

I told her that I was a flop with chicks

I’ve been this way since 1956

She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign

She said “What you need is love potion number nine”

Oh, ah… by the way… there’s some in your tea as well. …..(later)…I have a couple weeks worth of laundry for you to do, and can you cook? and after that I have a very special job for you in the bedroom….

The rest of the time he chases other women and leaves her alone

With a face like that, who can blame him….Oy

I predict a MALPRACTICE !

…and builds airplanes with his brother in his spare time. Oh, wait, that’s Mr. Wright.

Stepford Husband?

Yeah, but does he put the seat down?

So you had to drug him.

Where can I order that? Amazon? :)

Eureka!

Why did Wanda the witch wear THAT wet-washed wig on any day, much less a windy winter Wednesday, Weatherby?

Was it love potion #9? (A nod to Michael G.)

Mom’s just glad she married a doctor!