The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 12, 2020

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    He doesn’t have a leg to stand on

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    looks like he’s been wrong-footed…

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    iggyman  over 4 years ago

    He wants to get it all together again!

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    He just fell apart because he couldn’t take prison life.

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    Display  over 4 years ago

    Somebody bobbed the Bobby Sox. Ooo, Frankie!

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    I want to feel whole again…..

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    Lady loves a joke  over 4 years ago

    It costs an arm AND a leg.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Someone give the poor guy a hand.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Is there an Igor in the house?

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    uniquename  over 4 years ago

    He’s coming apart at the seams.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    Him get big kick from rat out Tonto, two cells down.

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    waltermgm  over 4 years ago

    He’s got a tough life – it’s not easy being green.

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    Fantom Premium Member over 4 years ago

    This is sew funny.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Is this phrase “snitches get stitches” something that I should have learned if only I’d been fortunate enuf to do some hard time in stir?

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    ksu71  over 4 years ago

    Too bad it wasn’t the other leg. Then he would be all right.

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    I hope Harvey gets a little more. It made my heart smile when i heard they handcuffed him to his wheelchair.

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    Sadly, Doctor Frankenstein is at “country club prison” so there’s no hope there.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Just then, to the utter amazement of the guards, another prisoner lit a match for his cigarette…

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    Sovie Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Now I’m in stitches!

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    He’ll show them who he’s made of.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    In The Big Bang Theory series, his number would be, “3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164,” give or take.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    Such creatures are not zombies. They are alive so their parts will not just fall off like that. Also they are not green.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Some assembly required.

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