The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 28, 2020

Missed a spot shaving

In Seattle we go to the 5th precinct, cuz the first 4 are not ‘in service’

His covid-19 mask is a little over done..

We wish it WAS concealed.

There would be no place to conceal the folding chair anyways….oy

“None of your damn business, Sam. But someday, when you’re sitting down, I’ll draw you a diagram.” -Max

Gives a new meaning to the word “Chairman”!

I support open carry…

In his case, it is a weapon.

¡Caramba! :-o

What about the brass knuckles and razor blade in the tights. Loved the days of AWA wrestling on Sunday mornings.

This is why we need more “folding chair control” laws.

the WWE? the “E” being “Entertainment”….Well after all, they’re all independent contractors…

The Jerry Springer Show ended in 2018.

Hey Bud, is that a .22 derringer in your Speedo?

Bobby Knight could have told you that.

If it’s folded, it’s concealed…

I never understood why some people decry open carry while others decry concealed carry. Or why still others support one but not the other. Why does it make any difference either way if other people can see it or not?

And you’re allowed to pick you seat.

When folding chairs are outlawed, only outlaws will carry folding chairs.

Next comes the guy who wants a bee license for his pet, Eric the ’alf a bee. (’e ’ad an accident.)

https://youtu.be/NVhXkQu5_Ig

Do they call you Bruiser by chance?

He could have a gun taped to the inside of the chair…fire that guard/cop!

Well, if he doesn’t need to carry it, he can always donate it to… chairity.