Hey, I haven’t seen one of those things for at least 6 decades. Mom and my wife later (RIP both), simply pushed the shoe over my right big toe and voila.
Early in basic training, many years ago, I was measured as a size 10 and a half. But they gave me size 12’s, to give me room to grow. And in all these years, my feet are still the same size, and those boots are still way to big. Thanks a lot!
Bilan over 4 years ago
10-½? In two years, those little kids will be twice the size.
Dirty Dragon over 4 years ago
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children, she didn’t know what to do.
In a pig’s eye – it’s bleedin’ obvious that she figured out SOMETHING to pass the time!
Farside99 over 4 years ago
…and pregnant again! How does she do it?
LilyGilder over 4 years ago
I suspect she’s always shoe horny.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
In b4 Ed Sullivan. ;)
backyardcowboy over 4 years ago
This joke’s as worn as an old shoe.
backyardcowboy over 4 years ago
I bet she feeds them Sole Foods, from Hole Foods.
Nuliajuk over 4 years ago
I suppose when that nursery rhyme was written down, age 40 was considered old.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
The old woman needs to be in a “home”! :-p
iggyman over 4 years ago
Once the salesman got his foot in the door…!
iggyman over 4 years ago
She ended up with a slightly used one from a basketball player!
uniquename over 4 years ago
Is this guy the sole proprietor?
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
She has a lot of sole!
Pocosdad over 4 years ago
My uncle owned a shoe store for 40+ years, and a Brannock Device was featured at his funeral as an example of Incontrovertible Truth in our lives.
PO' DAWG over 4 years ago
Remember those fake x-ray machines they had at the shoe store to see if the shoes fit?
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Hey, I haven’t seen one of those things for at least 6 decades. Mom and my wife later (RIP both), simply pushed the shoe over my right big toe and voila.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago
All of her boyfriends abandoned her. They were a bunch of heels.
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
We told her to stay away from that Shoemaker fellow.
VickiP123 over 4 years ago
let’s not and say we did – too many people is how we got to this problem
stamps over 4 years ago
Better get a 12-wide
!!ǝlɐ⅁ over 4 years ago
Maybe she’s looking to expand upwards, like a knee-high boot, but like Paul Bunyan rather than you or me.
Lablubber over 4 years ago
Go for a mobile home. You can toe it anywhere.
seattlesince57 over 4 years ago
With 12, you egg roll
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 4 years ago
Early in basic training, many years ago, I was measured as a size 10 and a half. But they gave me size 12’s, to give me room to grow. And in all these years, my feet are still the same size, and those boots are still way to big. Thanks a lot!
daleandkristen over 4 years ago
She should be fitted for a……. never mind ……..