The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 27, 2020

One would think they let the owner vacate before flipping the house.

Oh, a shell game!

I have fallen, and i can’t get up..

Proof once again that the real estate market has no soft underbelly.

Their favorite renovation is pulling up the bathroom floor because they like to rip tiles.

Hey, fellow, a flippant reply is considered antisocial.

(Yeah, yeah. I can see that they’re flipping a turtle, not an ant.)

I’ve always found these shows rather tortuoise.

In my early 20’s I bought my flipped house, just to get into the real estate market. Years later, paid to flip it into what works well for me now.No regrets.

It’s a life or death show.

This hardcore….Shell we switch the channel?

https://youtu.be/QK9Xj7eY0UU

Now, that is funny…

Never a soft market, and the turnover is slow.

First off, the turtles are watching TV inside a house??? Secondly, that’s his body, not a house. Turtlely ridiculous!

Watch, they’ll flip him over and paint his shell and then act like it was a big deal.

If it were a bird house,you could flip the Byrd.Roger that ;)

After winning the race, they improved the property value by installing hare conditioning.

Holden: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.

Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write ’em down for you?

Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping.

Leon: What do you mean, I’m not helping?

Holden: I mean: you’re not helping! Why is that, Leon?

That’s not the way they tortoise us to do it.

The first chapter in the “Grapes of Wrath?“