The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 08, 2020

How do you fix a glass coffee table? (Oops, posted too soon.)

Does He yell out “Me, that hurts!”

Apparently there is a coffee table that’s to heavy for God to kick.

Wonder if He cursed….

Nice details – he’s even got hairy legs!

What’s big bang then?

In the beginning was the word and the word was, “£%*&@^$>”.

There was a Far Side where a very small scientist was trying to win support for his small bang theory. This must have been what he was thinking of.

I keep telling people those glass top coffee tables are dangerous, but noooo…

Me dammit!

Ain’t that a kick?

That table must be made of naughty pine.

I do see the creation of stars and planets. Orbit will be a bit chaotic, though.

Anti-matter was created when he stepped on the Legos.

Some say this was the first mention of the name Jesus.

Let there be light. Let there be light, what a great idea.

I suspect this is the work of the Devil.

Now we know how hell gets furnished.

Didn’t happen. Coffee tables still exist.

Wonder if when He banged his toe he said “Me dammit!”….

CHEESE AND CRACKERS….cheese and crackers….cheese and crackers..OUCH!

You know the universe is decaying when even God can’t predict His own accidents!