The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 30, 2021

Since when do wolves drink from the toilet bowl?

He has an Oedipus Complex, but doesn’t know it yet!!

He was hoping Remus wouldn’t notice! His secret name emphasized his affiliation: Wolfgang!

At first I thought he was throwing up.

Couldn’t chase cars though.

Where is Remus, at the kitchen sink? Or buried like a bone in the yard?

Did his mom drink to excess?

This strip is sooo anachronistic. People didn’t start saying OMG until a few years later.

Woah, are we movin’ too slow?

Have you seen us

Uncle Remus

We look pretty sharp in these clothes (yes, we do)

Unless we get sprayed with a hose

It ain’t bad in the day

If they squirt it your way

‘Cept in the winter, when it’s froze

An’ it’s hard if it hits

On yer nose

On yer nose

After Remus was gone, Romulus became quite a lone wolf

Well, the Romans were into plumbing.

You might get a howl from this strip!

What did he mean by that?

Maybe he’s fallen in love with his reflection….

Pretty funny

Their lineage dogged them throughout their lives…

Looks like he has adopted his mother’s habits.

Their third brother, Calculus, was an integral part of their lives.

when the moon is full you wont be able to hold it

????

I didn’t realize his mother was the town drunk.

Yep, many of us become lactose intolerant.

Just don’t drink the blue or yellow water. The green water is the worst.

While we’re at it, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about what your doing on the carpet.

i thought it was morning sickness

Well – you certainly have her eyes….