The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 23, 2021

I wish I had said ‘No thanks’ to that lousy ’91 Pontiac J-car.

And another Pontiac Aztek is sold.

It translates! If you wanna be happy for the rest of you life, never make a pretty woman you wife.

He must be buying it for his mother-in-law.

Another Yugo customer!

Anybody looked at what’s going on in the used car market these days?

21 year old mini van. Rusty. Runs on 3 cylinders (out of 6). 7 previous owners. 4 accidents. 2 open recalls for safety items. Tires replaced 97,000 miles ago. Replace one tie rod 78,345 miles ago. Oil in radiator fluid. Antifreeze in oil. Needs exhaust header and new rear subassembly. Needs a driver’s side door (missing). 256,836 miles. $9,500 or $249/month for 60 months. No low ballers. I know what I’ve got. Not a dealer. Call 1-800-xxx-xxxx or check our website. We can provide you with registration and plates. 13 minute/0.007 mile warranty. See the rest of our vehicles on our website.

If you look for car you’ll see just how close to true this really is.

It’s a Chevy Vega!

GASP! That looks like my 2004 Honda Civic!

Pinto

Love the sleazy salesman’s hair.

Detest driving the new Detesla.

And not nearly enough cup holders. Where will I put all my drinks?

He’s just playing it cool to drive down the price.

“How much can you afford a month?” “We got a couple of beauties on the back row.”

If the salesman thinks this guy will like the car, he’s in de-Nile.

Leg room? There’s not even knee room.

There’s the hard sell, the soft sell, and the Ed-sell.

We guarantee you’ll hate this car, or your money back.

But is there any Max Headroom?

So, what will you pay me, to take it off your hands?

but the radio works

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