Keep your head Mort, you might take it in the neck’
Better get outta there quickly, pal.
Get the Thousand Island out. I’m Dressing for dinner.
‘To serve Man’, insect style?
I’ll bet she likes “The Legends of Sleepy Hollow” the Icabod Crane story!
she thinks he’s so sweet, she could just eat him right up…
She praying and preying for a delicious consume-ation of their union.
Actually, she preying for a good recipe…
“The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Melvin”
Arggh! Gruesome.
She’s trying to get in the mood…
Dude! Be careful! I hear she gets HUGE munchies after, well, you know…
Yeah, it’s smutty. So whadya gonna do, bite my head off?
She’s getting ideas, better hold off on the procreation for as long as you can.
Choose to be single and live longer.
She’s insatiable. You’re the appetizer.
“Heads up!”
Is “Melvin” a random choice of names, or an inside joke I’m missing ?
Run. Now.
That’s probably going to bug him. It’s nothing to lose his head over, though.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
Keep your head Mort, you might take it in the neck’
Gent almost 3 years ago
Better get outta there quickly, pal.
Jayalexander almost 3 years ago
Get the Thousand Island out. I’m Dressing for dinner.
Detroit Dan almost 3 years ago
‘To serve Man’, insect style?
iggyman almost 3 years ago
I’ll bet she likes “The Legends of Sleepy Hollow” the Icabod Crane story!
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
she thinks he’s so sweet, she could just eat him right up…
Doug K almost 3 years ago
She praying and preying for a delicious consume-ation of their union.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Actually, she preying for a good recipe…
Twas Brillig almost 3 years ago
“The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Melvin”
purepaul Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Arggh! Gruesome.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
She’s trying to get in the mood…
Indianapolis Smith almost 3 years ago
Dude! Be careful! I hear she gets HUGE munchies after, well, you know…
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Yeah, it’s smutty. So whadya gonna do, bite my head off?
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
She’s getting ideas, better hold off on the procreation for as long as you can.
globalenterprize1990 almost 3 years ago
Choose to be single and live longer.
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
She’s insatiable. You’re the appetizer.
mwksix almost 3 years ago
“Heads up!”
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
Is “Melvin” a random choice of names, or an inside joke I’m missing ?
RWill almost 3 years ago
Run. Now.
tinstar almost 3 years ago
That’s probably going to bug him. It’s nothing to lose his head over, though.