The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 09, 2022

It’s enchanted all right. It impregnated her and grew the baby eight months in twenty minutes.

Pizza? No but something arrived in a box labeled Domino’s

i think the orderer should have seen that coming!

Looks like she’s got a pizza in the oven.

Well, you can “Hope” there’s some left, but I doubt it…

Domino’s sucks!!!

“Honey, you were so late, and I didn’t want it to spoil.”

Just could not resist it!

“This is not the Domino’s you’re looking for.”

no, but it’s breathing heavily…

All that was left was a slice of pepperoni named Hope.

She’s lookin more like Fats Domino

Oh, look…still left in the box: a tiny slice of pepperoni

Pizza, it is what is for supper tonight!

Sir…you are lucky that she ate your pizza. Now find a local pizza parlor that makes REAL pizza!

No more hope in that box.

Ledo’s doesn’t cut corners!

“It can’t hurt to just…” ranks right up there with “hold my beer” and “watch this!”

The pizza made her pregnant?

Schrodinger was here.

More like…I’ve been dieting all week and I’m feeling really hangry.

The baby’s due to come momentarily…but is waiting until after the pizza is digested.

Now she’ll have little seizures.

That guy should expect constant trouble, being married to someone named Pandora.

There’s still hope that she will eat the pizza.

His name is Pandora?

I remember when Keebler made a pink Pandora’s Bag named Opera Creme. How I miss those days!!