The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 13, 2022

And now I want a cookie

Doesn’t the Count have a more effective way to take pounds off of her?

My kids favorite character was The Count !!!

what do you expect from a vampire, of course he sucks, and since he is the “Count”, what else would he do!

“And so, my little choco children, Count Chocula will see you again tomorrow morning before sunrise. Don’t tell mummy or daddy.”

But he is a weight coach you can “Count” on.

The Count might somehow be an appropriate spokes-character for Super Beets.

Ok Count….lets see how many calories there are in a stake….

Who’s your favorite vampire?

The one from Sesame Street.

He doesn’t count!

….Oh, I assure you… he does!

This segment had Elmo glancing at his watch about 12 times.

Or best… If he’s that annoying every time you eat, it’d make me eat a whole lot less.

Watch out! He vants your sauce❗️

At least he’s not the wurst weight loss coach.

I had a teacher in school that couldn’t stand to hear you add ‘and’ after a number, such as ’one hundred AND one. You had to say: One hundred one, and so on.

Hah ha ha ….

Unfortunately, by the time he finished counting, the sun had come up.

Is there garlic in that dish?