The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 11, 2022

They’ll turn it into a Youth Hostile.

they need a revolving front door…

The Inn of the One Night Stand.

Does the “humor” of this cartoon have you breaking up?

“Crumpets darling. I said do you feel like some crumpets? Not strumpets.”

It says Bed and Break Up. What did he think was going to happen?

There’s at least one nightstand in each hotel/motel room.

In Las Vegas?

That taxi driver is a regular at this bed and brake fast.

Don’t worry, Laura, men are like busses…there’s always one coming…

Merle Haggard: ♪♫ “We can call Mrs. Johnson to keep the kids a day or two. Take the early flight to Florida just the way we used to do. Have room service bring us breakfast. Make love all through the day. If we’re not back in love by Monday, we can go our separate ways.” ♫♪

once the taxi’s left they’ll change the sign to bed and breakdown…

It’s the last resort you go to (together).

Too late! One last glass of Port, and she’s Ore-gone!

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g52024-d19343290-Reviews-The_Fulton_House_Bed_Breakfast_Portland_OR-Portland_Oregon.html

Sort of a relationship hospice.

With thanks to: Elvis Aaron Presley / Mae Boren Axton / Thomas R. Durden

Well, since my baby left me

Well, I found a new place to dwell

Well, it’s down at the end of Lonely Street

At Heartbreak Hotel

Where I’ll be, I’ll be so lonely, baby

Well, I’m so lonely

I’ll be so lonely, I could die

Although it’s always crowded

You still can find some room

For broken hearted lovers

To cry there in their gloom

Be so, they’ll be so lonely, baby

They get so lonely

They’re so lonely, they could die

Now, the bellhop’s tears keep flowin’

And the desk clerk’s dressed in black

Well, they’ve been so long on Lonely Street

Well, they’ll never, they’ll never look back

And they get so, they get so lonely, baby

Well, they are so lonely

They’re so lonely, they could die

Well, now, if your baby leaves you

And you got a tale to tell

Well, just take a walk down Lonely Street

To Heartbreak Hotel

Where you will be, you will be lonely, baby

Well, you will be lonely

You’ll be so lonely, you could die

Although it’s always crowded

But you still can find some room

For broken hearted lovers

To cry there in their gloom

Where they get so, they get so lonely, baby

Well, they’re so lonely

They’ll be so lonely, they could die

Could’ve stayed home for that.

What ya wanna bet she’s the one who made the reservation.

Like the sign says…

Merle wrote and sang some da** fine songs in his day!

“Everyday I wake up. Everyday I break up. Lonely is an man without love”

Breaking up is hard to do NOT.

Wait! Walking across the concrete walkway to a yellow taxicab is not a substitute for following the yellow brick road!!

Lora Lovelace only stayed to finish the deepest jobs.