The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 06, 2022

Must be in Russia, those are nesting cops!

Are all of the cops equally bad or do they have a smaller amount of bad as they pop out?

They went from Nesting dolls to Arresting dolls!

They are threatening to bring in the really small guns.

They’ve got all of the crimes covered. From big to small.

The Matryoshka Unit….a tightly knit gang of cops, nestled closely in the Department. Their specialty is repeated interrogation….

There are Frosted Cheerios® for the smaller coplings.

Not enough donuts for everyone!

crime and pun-ishment…

Is this how the expression “Hey, doll face” got started?

Yeah, but the odds are still stacked against you.

What – no frosted donuts? No wonder you can’t get him to talk!

Just cop to the crime Buddy!!!

In Roossia, all Bad Cops nestink inside you! (Apologies to Yakov Smirnoff.)

Just another day in the Kremlin.

Every good cop has several inner bad cops.

The odds are stacked against him