Another victim of Valentine’s Day.
That will jack up the bill.
Better have that dealt with right away!
It’s no time to fold now!!!
That’s a bad case of heartburn!
The One-eyed Jack always did lack compassion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmHYhgRpVn8
It appears a proctologist wouldn’t know where to begin.
I think Janis Joplin did a song about this.
Another heart luck case.
He shure was dealt a bad hand!
Advice to follow in spades.
Just slip out the back, Jack…
The doc is down at the club showing off her new diamond.
Gasp! Someone took a bite out of Jacks heart!
You don’t have to be a heart. If you’re a diamond, club, spade, or joker (you may seem heartless), it’s good to see a cardiologist – even if it doesn’t seem to suit you.
He should talk to “the man with the ax.”
He’s lost a piece of his heart.
The playing card of Dorian Gray.
GROAN!
I always thougth cardiologists hang out at the poker tables.
You’re a card and you’ll be dealt with. (This is the second time in a week that has been my response on this site).
Bah-dum-Tissssss!
“Why don’t you pass the time with a game of solitaire?”
- The Queen of Diamonds
Good one!!!
That doctor doesn’t know Jack.
He’s had one heart attack. Another is in the cards. When that happens, he won’t make the final cut, and hit the deck.
One-eyed jacks and the king with the axe are wild.
He stole too many tarts and took them clean away.
She had a cold heart, took a bite of him and said: Hit the road Jack and don’t ya come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Ray Charles ‘61
He’ll hit the deck when he sees his bill.
Scott is such a joker.
That’s a real sad cardtoon…
looks like he was torn about visiting the doctor…
Well, one of his hearts does seem to have suffered some damage — but I suspect the doctor just couldn’t resist the wordplay.
I hope it’s one eyed want to see.
He needs a magician. Or rather, he needs to sue the magician who did that to him and then palmed in a fresh duplicate.
marilynnbyerly almost 2 years ago
Another victim of Valentine’s Day.
oldpine52 almost 2 years ago
That will jack up the bill.
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
Better have that dealt with right away!
SHIVA almost 2 years ago
It’s no time to fold now!!!
KROverton almost 2 years ago
That’s a bad case of heartburn!
blunebottle almost 2 years ago
The One-eyed Jack always did lack compassion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmHYhgRpVn8
Jayalexander almost 2 years ago
It appears a proctologist wouldn’t know where to begin.
Bilan almost 2 years ago
I think Janis Joplin did a song about this.
FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Another heart luck case.
iggyman almost 2 years ago
He shure was dealt a bad hand!
mourdac Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Advice to follow in spades.
Little Caesar almost 2 years ago
Just slip out the back, Jack…
Lotus almost 2 years ago
The doc is down at the club showing off her new diamond.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Gasp! Someone took a bite out of Jacks heart!
Doug K almost 2 years ago
You don’t have to be a heart. If you’re a diamond, club, spade, or joker (you may seem heartless), it’s good to see a cardiologist – even if it doesn’t seem to suit you.
ksu71 almost 2 years ago
He should talk to “the man with the ax.”
uniquename almost 2 years ago
He’s lost a piece of his heart.
P51Strega almost 2 years ago
The playing card of Dorian Gray.
flemmingo almost 2 years ago
GROAN!
Steverino Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I always thougth cardiologists hang out at the poker tables.
kartis almost 2 years ago
You’re a card and you’ll be dealt with. (This is the second time in a week that has been my response on this site).
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Bah-dum-Tissssss!
mfrasca almost 2 years ago
“Why don’t you pass the time with a game of solitaire?”
- The Queen of Diamonds
paranormal almost 2 years ago
Good one!!!
Digital Frog almost 2 years ago
That doctor doesn’t know Jack.
Fantom Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He’s had one heart attack. Another is in the cards. When that happens, he won’t make the final cut, and hit the deck.
stamps almost 2 years ago
One-eyed jacks and the king with the axe are wild.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He stole too many tarts and took them clean away.
BigBoy almost 2 years ago
She had a cold heart, took a bite of him and said: Hit the road Jack and don’t ya come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Ray Charles ‘61
Lablubber almost 2 years ago
He’ll hit the deck when he sees his bill.
Stephen Gilberg almost 2 years ago
Scott is such a joker.
T... almost 2 years ago
That’s a real sad cardtoon…
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
looks like he was torn about visiting the doctor…
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Well, one of his hearts does seem to have suffered some damage — but I suspect the doctor just couldn’t resist the wordplay.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I hope it’s one eyed want to see.
DaBump Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He needs a magician. Or rather, he needs to sue the magician who did that to him and then palmed in a fresh duplicate.