The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 30, 2023

Groan!

The kettle seems to be aroused by her praise.

Very klavier.

Right now, Beethoven is rolling over.

Faker. He’s not playing the organ, he’s actually whistling the Fugue In D Minor.

i think my brain pulled a muscle from the stretch in that pun! Pastis worthy!

What a Hammond! With more practice it could mean big Buxtehude for him. A Widor audience Franck-ly. His agent should act sly as a Virgil Fox. Advertise him as a combination Ethel Smith (The Argentinian Firecracker) and Albert Schweitzer. We can only Dupre. (I know this mish-mash means little to most of you. I should just pipe down and stop.)

She’s on the Bach burner.

It all started when then they were pretending to be composers for a prequel to The Terminator, the Pot said to the Kettle “You be Mozart and I’ll be Bach.”

Or John Sabastian! (Lovin’ Spoonful")!

Very good one Scott!

Shouldn’t the pot be green and more laid back?

Chili’s is changing its theme song: “I want my Baby Bach, Baby Bach, Baby Bach Ribs.”

Hot Stuff!

…and he’s whistling while playing the organ…

The kettle met the pot when he was the featured star on The BACHelor.

Aahhh – Bach!

Wait until they go from the fire to the frying pan…

If the door is baroque don’t be Haydn. Come around Bach and jiggle the Handel.

Even the organ is groaning

Cooking on the beet oven, and Moe’s art on the wall. After that, I’ll be Haydn.

I’m guessing the pot is holding their own hand, and the colorist didn’t realize the kettle’s right hand on the keyboard is not in sight.

UUUUUGH!!!! ARRRRGH!!! (GOD I love Mr. Hilburn.)

Actually, he’s erasing all his work … you know decomposing.

Don´t talk back to your mom you li’l kettle

The suspense is boiling over.

Thanks Scott, very funny…

I’ll be…

Stephan Pastis, will you give Scott Hilburn some lessons in puns?

Bach is making a grand encore know as the Boy’s Bach in Town.

One of Bach less known classics: “Cher in a G String”

The kettle is whistling a happy tune!

looks like tickling the keys tickles her fancy…

Bach? More like BLECH.

Oh, no no no. Puns are all about the sound. For a pun to work, it has to rhyme with the original word. Bach doesn’t rhyme with black.

Polly put the kettle on…

This is what pot does to you.