The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 03, 2023

the better to see the Lasagna I suppose?

“I’m not myopic, I’m just drawn that way.”

All the better to see you.

No way that even those eyes take up more room than his stomach after he’s been eating… which seems to be always.

Must have read this gem from 1985. https://garfield-eats-all.tumblr.com/image/157479590608

And his bank account is even bigger!

There’s NOTHING bigger than Garfield’s stomach!

One solution: Garfield needs to literally eat (enough) so that his stomach becomes literally bigger than his eyes (again).

But not as big as the eyes of the magical dogs in HC Andersen’s “The Tinder Box.”

http://visitandersen.com/fairy-tales/the-tinder-box

All the better to see that Lasagna, Garfield!

We’ve all seen you eat, Garfield!

Wrong doctor.

Next patient on the schedule: Dilbert Wants to know 2 things: (1 ) why was he booted and (2) Why doesn’t he have a mouth?

He was booted because w/o a mouth he has no place to stuff his foot

Garfield has a word bubble rather than a thought bubble?

Well, current medicine can replace them with beady little rat’s eyes.

Burp…

He’s got an Odie-pus complex.