The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 30, 2023

He’s on a winning streak.

The brown color in his paintings is naturally organic.

But why does he call it worm-style?

What crappy paintings!

I would think that they would be a tad smelly too.

He’s just trying to express himself.

He’ll never finish in time if he keeps dragging his a$$ like that.

I understand that he will be having a showing at the TP Gallery this weekend.

He’s doing the “Boot Scoot Boogie” doggy version!

Boot-scootin painting by U R Ruff

His name is Scooter

Oh, I get it, it’s a painting of Uranus!

My MIL’s dog could make a fortune…

That’s gross.

If you like his paintings, you should see his carpets.

Anus-el Adams.

Oy.

Better like this than on the carpet

That’s how he signs his work.

Snort!

He’s talented but…

He’s doing the butt scooting boogie

I would guess then there is a market for my boxers.

He’s a scoot artist.

His work is a real drag.

Watch out, here comes the Streak.

Paint Misbehavin’

This is AWFUL funny.

@#$&* auto correct! It was supposed to be “this is AWFUL funny

#&&*%-+=/;:,.”’)(*&$# auto-correct!!!

Disgusting…

quadruple thumbs down!

This one made me laugh.

It keeps him out of skid row.

It implies motion?

i’d like to stick around, but i’d better scoot…

Bo Derek did it better.

…. And let’s add a little “Van-Dyke Brown”….

And how about that odor?

Lemme guess…his name is Scooter??

Yuk! My cat does that too. I don’t like it.