The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 27, 2023

Anything to keep them from breeding!

Trolls in “The Hall of the Mountain King” have a perverse way of “getting it on.” The mating ritual they use is called a Blitz-Grieg.

If you two keep arguing I’ll be out of a job.

Check out the picture on his desk!

Is that a five-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater (related to the one-eyed version Sheb Wooley sang about)?

Both need a cup of Billie Goats before bed.

Best marriage advice: Don’t.

Add a nighttime fight to your bedtime routine.

But remember to mouthwash and gargoyle before hittin’ the sack.

Monsters, Inc. Therapy

OMG, where did you get that pic of my mother-in-law!?!?!?

If she could only nit-pick more.

Kissing and making up is great fun … if they had those canines pulled first.