The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 08, 2023

hopefully wasn’t in the oven for three days…

Looks like it might make a pretty good pizza oven!

Kinda cute, but funny Hilburn didn’t save it until next March 31.

You’ve got the loaves. Now all you need are the fishes.

It never hurts to add a little Yeast to the West !

It’s a little early for Yeaster

Leavened humor.

It has risen!

Perhaps a little sacrilegious, yet it has many Easter things right.

In communion, bread does represent the body of Christ.

Peter can’t hear you; he’s out fishing for sole.

Roman Meal Bread®?

Funnier because Easter comes during Passover, when foods that rise are forbidden.

Did anyone else notice the name of the bakery? There must be a fish market next door

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Maybe more for the strained humor than the religious thing.

So she is St Peter’s wife or sister?

Hey, this is funny. Who are you and what have you done with Scott?

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

Did you know that if you have athlete’s foot you can make your own sourdough starter for bread?

This Saint Peter’s first miracle.

My grandmother, who made some of the best bread in the world, once made a loaf that didn’t rise for some reason. She was very upset. I loved it! It was better than eating cookies.

Peter said it’s worth it’s wheat in gold.

I eat Low Sodium Ezekiel Bread. It’s great bread for those trying to reduce their sodium intake. I use it in place of regular bread and has 15g of Total Carbs and 3 g of Dietary Fiber. Excellent for PB & J’s and I use it for my tuna melts.

I wonder if she can make other things rise.

Unless you put pumpkin spice in the bread, it’s just like the joke – wrong season.

How about a little orange for flavor. After all, yeast is yeast and zest is zest.

You’ve outdone Dan Thompson (Brevity) Scott!

Well, there’s His tomb stone right there.

Wrong time of year

I once knew a guy who invented a knife so big that it could slice 4 loaves of bread in one cut. It was a four loaf cleaver.

This should have been used for the Easter holiday! We got Thanksgiving and Christmas coming up!

You have to eat the loaf fast, before it ascends to Heaven.

And, on the third day… if he sees his shadow…