The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 07, 2023

Must have been M&Ms.

someone actually “burned their mouth off”

When they say their soup is hot and sour, they mean it!

Well now you can enjoys carrot soup.

“SnowMen! You never listen!”

Nothing liike chicken soup to warm you up on a cold day.

I’m afraid you will need cosmetic surgery, but don’t worry, we can do wonders with styrofoam nowadays.

The ultimate anti brain freeze!

His nose fell off!

I should have ordered the gazpacho.

The Corn Cob Cafe is the only place in town that still allows smoking (or at least having a pipe in your mouth).

I hope they’re wearing oven mitts, or they are about to experience the snow people’s version of sweaty palms.

Lucky it wasn’t hot pizza with extra cheese.

I told you to get the gazpacho!

Soup is seldom safe for snowmen.

Corn Cob Cafe, eh?

That’s what he told her last night.

My Iceman! What a big mouth you have!

That never happened to the Kid/Snowman, in the Campbell’s commercials.

Now that’s HOT!

Oy. Now he’s got a carrot in his soup!

A little street slush … all better!

Is there an ice sculptor in the house?

That’s nothing new, he’s always mouthing off.

Should have ordered the vichyssoise

I told the waiter gazpacho…

Stick with the vichysoisse.

I luved this one

Uh, your nose is running.

Obviously on the Planet of the Snowpeople, their brains are as frozen as their bodies.