One of the items on our “bucket list” is to go to Maine during the peak fall color time and have some legendary New England lobster. The best lobster I’ve had to date was a grilled rock lobster that was caught that day when I had a trip to Guantanamo Bay (GITMO) , Cuba while I was in the Navy. My mouth drools just remembering it.
ronaldspence 11 months ago
no tanks to you judge, now i’m in hot water!
Richard S Russell Premium Member 11 months ago
Lemme guess. Served as your own lawyer, dincha?
blunebottle 11 months ago
Libster Lobster
Labster Lee,
Living in
The deep blue sea.
.
Libster Lobster
Where are you?
Gone to lunch
(—Back at two.)
- Spike Milligan
Homerville Premium Member 11 months ago
Ready for a hot bath?
iggyman 11 months ago
Appeal the ruling!
Jayalexander 11 months ago
Bailiff, bring the rubber bands.
phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago
The lobster’s lawyer was Claw-rence Darrow, and the chef was represented by Johnny Cook-ran, who was working on retainer.
PraiseofFolly 11 months ago
Trapped on a technicality: The Lobster Clause.
Lady loves a joke 11 months ago
“You shouldn’t have been against the term ‘buttering’ him up”.
bigger Nate 11 months ago
To celebrate let me take you out for a nice seafood dinner
Kilrwat Premium Member 11 months ago
Love the picture of butter sauce on the table!
mourdac Premium Member 11 months ago
Sung to the tune of “It’ll be a hot time in the old town tonight”.
HarryLime 11 months ago
Mixing metaphors: I think his goose is cooked! (Sorry)
uniquename 11 months ago
Careful your honor. You can’t accept gifts worth more than $50 (anyone seen the price of a lobster dinner lately?)
ladykat 11 months ago
Dinner!
Prawnclaw 11 months ago
Lobsters only red after cooking.
davanden 11 months ago
I don’t get this. Wouldn’t the cook have wanted the restraining order? This looks like a victory for the lobster.
R Humble 11 months ago
I bet he’s boiling mad
Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago
One of the items on our “bucket list” is to go to Maine during the peak fall color time and have some legendary New England lobster. The best lobster I’ve had to date was a grilled rock lobster that was caught that day when I had a trip to Guantanamo Bay (GITMO) , Cuba while I was in the Navy. My mouth drools just remembering it.
cmxx 11 months ago
Hey, that lobster is red. He’s already had his hot bath!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
Judgement at Newburg.
walstib Premium Member 11 months ago
Cue The B-52’s: ♪ “Rock Lobster” ♪
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 11 months ago
The loobster can count on his friends to rescue him.
https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=GWGh1YYT4vI
Lablubber 11 months ago
He thought he was on a roll, and now he will be.
crazeekatlady 11 months ago
This lobster is already cooked. Live lobsters are bluish black. This message from a vegetarian who has never eaten lobster.
zeexenon 11 months ago
His goose is cooked.
P51Strega 11 months ago
“Court is adjourned for lunch. If you return from lunch you may make your appeal.”
SavannahJim Premium Member 11 months ago
Joke is unclear. But any lobster that color RED is DEAD.
wordsmeet 11 months ago
Judge: I’ll be the judge of that steamed lobster. I mean, I’ll be the judge of that, esteemed lobster.
Bilan 11 months ago
The chef must have bribed the judge with … umm … let’s see…
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 11 months ago
He’s sentenced to be drawn in buttered.