The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 08, 2024

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    ronaldspence  11 months ago

    no tanks to you judge, now i’m in hot water!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 11 months ago

    Lemme guess. Served as your own lawyer, dincha?

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    blunebottle  11 months ago

    Libster Lobster

    Labster Lee,

    Living in

    The deep blue sea.

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    Libster Lobster

    Where are you?

    Gone to lunch

    (—Back at two.)

    - Spike Milligan

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    Homerville Premium Member 11 months ago

    Ready for a hot bath?

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    iggyman  11 months ago

    Appeal the ruling!

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    Jayalexander  11 months ago

    Bailiff, bring the rubber bands.

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    phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago

    The lobster’s lawyer was Claw-rence Darrow, and the chef was represented by Johnny Cook-ran, who was working on retainer.

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    PraiseofFolly  11 months ago

    Trapped on a technicality: The Lobster Clause.

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    Lady loves a joke  11 months ago

    “You shouldn’t have been against the term ‘buttering’ him up”.

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    bigger Nate  11 months ago

    To celebrate let me take you out for a nice seafood dinner

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 11 months ago

    Love the picture of butter sauce on the table!

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    mourdac Premium Member 11 months ago

    Sung to the tune of “It’ll be a hot time in the old town tonight”.

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    HarryLime  11 months ago

    Mixing metaphors: I think his goose is cooked! (Sorry)

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    uniquename  11 months ago

    Careful your honor. You can’t accept gifts worth more than $50 (anyone seen the price of a lobster dinner lately?)

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    ladykat  11 months ago

    Dinner!

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    Prawnclaw  11 months ago

    Lobsters only red after cooking.

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    davanden  11 months ago

    I don’t get this. Wouldn’t the cook have wanted the restraining order? This looks like a victory for the lobster.

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    R Humble  11 months ago

    I bet he’s boiling mad

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago

    One of the items on our “bucket list” is to go to Maine during the peak fall color time and have some legendary New England lobster. The best lobster I’ve had to date was a grilled rock lobster that was caught that day when I had a trip to Guantanamo Bay (GITMO) , Cuba while I was in the Navy. My mouth drools just remembering it.

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    cmxx  11 months ago

    Hey, that lobster is red. He’s already had his hot bath!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  11 months ago

    Judgement at Newburg.

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    walstib Premium Member 11 months ago

    Cue The B-52’s: ♪ “Rock Lobster” ♪

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 11 months ago

    The loobster can count on his friends to rescue him.

    https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=GWGh1YYT4vI

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    Lablubber   11 months ago

    He thought he was on a roll, and now he will be.

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    crazeekatlady  11 months ago

    This lobster is already cooked. Live lobsters are bluish black. This message from a vegetarian who has never eaten lobster.

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    zeexenon  11 months ago

    His goose is cooked.

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    P51Strega  11 months ago

    “Court is adjourned for lunch. If you return from lunch you may make your appeal.”

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    SavannahJim Premium Member 11 months ago

    Joke is unclear. But any lobster that color RED is DEAD.

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    wordsmeet  11 months ago

    Judge: I’ll be the judge of that steamed lobster. I mean, I’ll be the judge of that, esteemed lobster.

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    Bilan  11 months ago

    The chef must have bribed the judge with … umm … let’s see…

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 11 months ago

    He’s sentenced to be drawn in buttered.

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