The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 07, 2024

talk about passing the buck!

within the out-house

Will he come back out with a handful of coins???

If it’s only a dollar worth of coins, I wouldn’t go after it.

When he comes out of there… whatever you do… don’t be the person who asks him if he has change for a buck.

Only a MEN’S room? Sexist!!!

This guy has absolutely no cents!

Your money is no good here.

Not a change for the better!

Panel 4 – 36 hours later – “A little help here. The TP ran out.”

To coin a phrase.

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Well, that makes cents.

He hopes to Force a change. There will be change … but …

He will soon realize that this was not the change he was looking for.

Desperate cartoonist.

Calls to mind that line from Blazing Saddles….“somebody’s gotta go back and git a sh!tload of dimes”

Looks like a $0 bill!

How Groschen!

As my seventh grade biology teacher always said, “It all comes out in the end.”

That’s a bit disgusting.

OH no. No, no, no, no….

gross

You could try to nickle and dime your way out of this but expect no quarter from a two bit thief.

That’s a tough bill to swallow.

Ewwww…

He’s going to go and make change.

There is an old joke about the man who went into an outhouse only to find it had no tissue inside. He thought about using a dollar but only had two quarters, four dimes & two nickels.

‘This too shall pass’.

While he’s at it, he can make a political campaign contribution.

Such is the problem with literal interpretation of spirituality.

Yes, Mr. Crapper’s output on a shingle would do it.

Just how fast is your digestive system?

Hopefully he doesn’t have to change his underwear.

What can brown do for you?

Ha! Here I thought all Gurus only accepted Bit Coins.

Oh $hit! I just ate my last dollar

2 -$hits, 4 -$hits, 6 -$hits, A Dollar!

This is an image I really didn’t need in my head! How do I get it out!

Does the wise man on the mountain have vending machines?