Time’s a wasting!!!!
“I knew Jack Katydid. Jack Katydid was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Jack Katydid.”
A mayfly running for reelection? And we thought Trump and Biden were cutting it close.
I promise, if elected, to protect you from the swatter party!
Why debate?
Just get back to the water and mate
… before it’s too late.
[They shouldn’t wait. It’s their fate.]
Sorry, I’ve seen too many comics based on mayflies having short lives.
It would be great if congress folks were all mayfly.
This will dominate the 24/1 news cycle.
I’d have to ask myself what’s the point, I won’t be around to see the results.
but since most of the audience will be belly-up before the end of the debate……
Make Aphids Great Again
Hold your responses to five minutes or you’ll be dead before you can finish.
One time I was five hours old.
Deep Fake! They both have orange faces.
A logic teacher said that the reply should have been “I never compared myself to JFK. My point was that he showed that a younger man could become president.”
The last poll said it was a ’dead heat"
But mayflies don’t have mouths…
SHIVA 12 days ago
Time’s a wasting!!!!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 12 days ago
“I knew Jack Katydid. Jack Katydid was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Jack Katydid.”
Bilan 12 days ago
A mayfly running for reelection? And we thought Trump and Biden were cutting it close.
iggyman 12 days ago
I promise, if elected, to protect you from the swatter party!
Doug K 11 days ago
Why debate?
Just get back to the water and mate
… before it’s too late.
[They shouldn’t wait. It’s their fate.]
DaBump Premium Member 11 days ago
Sorry, I’ve seen too many comics based on mayflies having short lives.
flemmingo 11 days ago
It would be great if congress folks were all mayfly.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 days ago
This will dominate the 24/1 news cycle.
cuzinron47 11 days ago
I’d have to ask myself what’s the point, I won’t be around to see the results.
wildlandwaters 11 days ago
but since most of the audience will be belly-up before the end of the debate……
Lablubber 11 days ago
Make Aphids Great Again
zeexenon 11 days ago
Hold your responses to five minutes or you’ll be dead before you can finish.
jasonsnakelover 11 days ago
One time I was five hours old.
SavannahJim Premium Member 11 days ago
Deep Fake! They both have orange faces.
berengar 11 days ago
A logic teacher said that the reply should have been “I never compared myself to JFK. My point was that he showed that a younger man could become president.”
tee929 11 days ago
The last poll said it was a ’dead heat"
PigpenRoo 10 days ago
But mayflies don’t have mouths…