Hump, don’t hold your breath!!!!
I always wondered who called all the kings horses and men.
“Help. I’ve fallen, broken into 100 pieces and I can’t get up”
♪ Omelette, gentille omelette
That device it’s not all it’s cracked up to be, Humpty!
Poor Humpty needs his hearing checked. That guy sold him a “Lunch Alert”
Don’t fall for that line.
Queue Peter & Gordon…… (“I Go To Pieces”)
The sales pitch’s humor just cracked Humpty up.
Sucker!!
Humpty had a nice summer … and a Great Fall.
So how’s a mint going to help him if he falls?
OK, there’s the king’s man — but where’s the horse?
Help, I’ve fallen and I’m all cracked up!
To be fair, all the King’s horses and all the King’s men responded very quickly
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men won’t be able to help.
He’s told this story for like the umpteenth time.
There’s glory for you!
And when he needed it the signal was scrambled.
Why would Hadrian put a ripe egg on top of his wall?
But you’re needed for a very important recipe! King’s Orders!!
SHIVA about 2 months ago
Hump, don’t hold your breath!!!!
BigBoy about 2 months ago
I always wondered who called all the kings horses and men.
Bilan about 2 months ago
“Help. I’ve fallen, broken into 100 pieces and I can’t get up”
C about 2 months ago
♪ Omelette, gentille omelette
iggyman about 2 months ago
That device it’s not all it’s cracked up to be, Humpty!
nosirrom about 2 months ago
Poor Humpty needs his hearing checked. That guy sold him a “Lunch Alert”
Funniguy about 2 months ago
Don’t fall for that line.
Little Caesar about 2 months ago
Queue Peter & Gordon…… (“I Go To Pieces”)
jel354 about 2 months ago
The sales pitch’s humor just cracked Humpty up.
Charliegirl Premium Member about 2 months ago
Sucker!!
Kornfield Kounty about 2 months ago
Humpty had a nice summer … and a Great Fall.
kingbrlee Premium Member about 2 months ago
So how’s a mint going to help him if he falls?
TheWildSow about 2 months ago
OK, there’s the king’s man — but where’s the horse?
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago
Help, I’ve fallen and I’m all cracked up!
hoffquotes2 about 2 months ago
To be fair, all the King’s horses and all the King’s men responded very quickly
ladykat about 2 months ago
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men won’t be able to help.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
He’s told this story for like the umpteenth time.
Godfreydaniel about 2 months ago
There’s glory for you!
Lablubber about 2 months ago
And when he needed it the signal was scrambled.
zeexenon about 2 months ago
Why would Hadrian put a ripe egg on top of his wall?
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
But you’re needed for a very important recipe! King’s Orders!!