The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 28, 2024

Signsweeper – cleaning billboards.

How about PUBcrawl

DOS anybody remember ‘Gorilla’? My recall is misty.

Mopey Dick, the depressed whale!

Sewbad the Tailor!

"Hem"roids.

Donkey Pong

Resident Weevil — Just try to have a garden!

“Microsoft may be better…” said no one ever.

The predecessor of Forkknife is Spork.

Asteroids — out my butt!!

Flogger, try to beat the traffic into submission.

I thought that Spice Invaders would either be a Dune themed game or an Extraterrestrial incursion Down Under.

Q*Bert Part 2, QAnon*Bert… It’s a race to Dallas to see the reincarnation of JFK.

Depender, where the machine wears adult diapers…..

Even better than usual.

OK, as top panel one: It is not “pumpkin coffee”. There is no pumpkin involved (and if it’s from the most egregious offender, there’ no actual __coffee_…..); it’s “pumpkin spice”. Cloves, ginger, and nutmeg.

GaGalaga. A talented singer gives up her career to travel to space and kill bugs

Life in the Trumpster alternate universe.

Starcrap. Blizzard’s number 2 game.

And you’d like a green veggie with your Spam goulash? Pea-Bert. (Q*Bert).

Microsoft is better than Apple? In what universe???