How about arm wrestling?
“…I’m all left tentacles.”
Looks to me like they’re all there. Where does he think he left them?
Just give her hug.
Doing the octo-hop I see!
Doing ‘The Hokey Pokey’ must take extra time for octopuses and squid. (—
No thanks, I’m octopied at the moment.
8 left feet, huh?
He should go for it. They’d get all twisted.
But he could climb into that beer bottle…
Fun fact for those of a certain age: The original title for the Beatles second film – only changed to “Help!” very near to its release – was “Eight Arms to Hold You”.
Waltzing, Matilda?
The only way I can be coaxed into dancing is to be inebriated. That’s when I don’t mind acting like a fool.
What does that even mean?
Just make sure you keep all 8 to yourself, buddy!
Embrace the moment.
The guys are all suckers for a pretty face.
She leads …!
Wait till they find out the place serves sushi.
If you said he sucks, you wouldn’t be wrong.
Well, a good start. You took off all those spurs.
♫ She’s got legs / She knows how to use them.
He’s got legs / He tends to abuse them ♫
Playing Twister’s probably not a good idea for those two.
The Duke 2 months ago
How about arm wrestling?
gammaguy 2 months ago
“…I’m all left tentacles.”
Looks to me like they’re all there. Where does he think he left them?
Jml58 2 months ago
Just give her hug.
iggyman 2 months ago
Doing the octo-hop I see!
PraiseofFolly 2 months ago
Doing ‘The Hokey Pokey’ must take extra time for octopuses and squid. (—
wongo 2 months ago
No thanks, I’m octopied at the moment.
Darryl Heine 2 months ago
8 left feet, huh?
uniquename 2 months ago
He should go for it. They’d get all twisted.
Slowly, he turned... 2 months ago
But he could climb into that beer bottle…
walstib Premium Member 2 months ago
Fun fact for those of a certain age: The original title for the Beatles second film – only changed to “Help!” very near to its release – was “Eight Arms to Hold You”.
Godfreydaniel 2 months ago
Waltzing, Matilda?
Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago
The only way I can be coaxed into dancing is to be inebriated. That’s when I don’t mind acting like a fool.
Zebrastripes 2 months ago
What does that even mean?
Just make sure you keep all 8 to yourself, buddy!
sandflea 2 months ago
Embrace the moment.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
The guys are all suckers for a pretty face.
zeexenon 2 months ago
She leads …!
Lablubber 2 months ago
Wait till they find out the place serves sushi.
6turtle9 2 months ago
If you said he sucks, you wouldn’t be wrong.
goboboyd 2 months ago
Well, a good start. You took off all those spurs.
Bilan 2 months ago
♫ She’s got legs / She knows how to use them.
He’s got legs / He tends to abuse them ♫
Chris Sherlock 2 months ago
Playing Twister’s probably not a good idea for those two.