The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 07, 2024

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    The Duke  2 months ago

    How about arm wrestling?

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    gammaguy  2 months ago

    “…I’m all left tentacles.”

    Looks to me like they’re all there. Where does he think he left them?

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    Jml58  2 months ago

    Just give her hug.

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    Doing the octo-hop I see!

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    PraiseofFolly  2 months ago

    Doing ‘The Hokey Pokey’ must take extra time for octopuses and squid. (—

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    wongo  2 months ago

    No thanks, I’m octopied at the moment.

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    Darryl Heine  2 months ago

    8 left feet, huh?

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    He should go for it. They’d get all twisted.

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    Slowly, he turned...  2 months ago

    But he could climb into that beer bottle…

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    walstib Premium Member 2 months ago

    Fun fact for those of a certain age: The original title for the Beatles second film – only changed to “Help!” very near to its release – was “Eight Arms to Hold You”.

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    Godfreydaniel  2 months ago

    Waltzing, Matilda?

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago

    The only way I can be coaxed into dancing is to be inebriated. That’s when I don’t mind acting like a fool.

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    What does that even mean?

    Just make sure you keep all 8 to yourself, buddy!

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    sandflea  2 months ago

    Embrace the moment.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    The guys are all suckers for a pretty face.

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    She leads …!

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    Lablubber   2 months ago

    Wait till they find out the place serves sushi.

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    6turtle9  2 months ago

    If you said he sucks, you wouldn’t be wrong.

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    goboboyd  2 months ago

    Well, a good start. You took off all those spurs.

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    Bilan  2 months ago

    ♫ She’s got legs / She knows how to use them.

    He’s got legs / He tends to abuse them ♫

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    Chris Sherlock  2 months ago

    Playing Twister’s probably not a good idea for those two.

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