The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 30, 2024

I don’t relish the prospect. I don’t think I can cut the mustard.

He’s starting out slow, but I think he’ll be able to ketchup.

They’re selling their children?

He doesn’t relish the sacrifice.

Hey, who slathered him with ketchup instead of mustard??

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Hot Dog!

She’s just being frank about it!

Aw, quit beefing. Put a pork in it! Your wiener dog also depends on you! He’s an important link in the family.

He’ll just hangout at the cart all day, getting pickled.

Frank may soon be the missing link

He’s…. (insert pun here).

Too early. TOO EARLY!

Frank at least that Man Bun looks good (and tasty) on you.

Frank’s job is to provide food at a dog-park. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there.

Poor Frank, this job is the wurst!

Hot diggety dog!

Frank’s a weiner in my book!

Now he’s in a real pickle!

Ketchup?

They’re just trying to make ends meat.