The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 19, 2024

When did her dad become such an old Giza?

Mummy knows best! Probably going to a wrap concert!

She was going trick or treating as a skeleton.

That mummy’s a Daddy!

I can see dad’s point. Kids these days go around showing too much bone. There’s barely enough gauze in her outfit to cover her coccyx. Plus he remembers his youth.

Good on him for stopping her. Most dads don’t have the spine.

Yeah you is mummys not skeletors.

Your ribs are hanging out!

They should have run this on Mummy’s day.

Tut tut girl, get some dressing

What would her mummy say?

It appears that she has the basics covered.

Curse you dad!

When my daughter was 12 or 13, my wife took her shopping and they came home with some clothes that I considered way too revealing. The funny thing is, they both agreed with me, but that was all there was in the stores and they’d spent hours looking.

And maybe put on an argyle sweater as its cold outside.

Move along, nothing to see here.

“ Relax Dad, there’s no gauze for alarm.”

He knew what she was up to, he could see right through her.

And miss Amunet covered herself with her thinly veiled sheet

But but dad, I saw carving’s of you and mom and she was dresses like this too.

“I can see your xiphoid process!”

Will the way she’s dressed give her boyfriend a bohner?

A brief history of mummys. I hope she’s not wearing her mummy’s.

You can almost see her Nefertitis!

She must be going to a Taylor Swath concert.

Not a well-preserved mummy.

Kids today…

But Dad, Mummy said it was ok!