The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 22, 2024

Frogetaboutit.

I like the sign: “Delayed As Usual”

Ohh. She’s hopping mad!

I’d think the frog saying ounce instead of pound would be funnier because they’re frogts.

don’t mean to bug you!

No flies for you!

You already take up 2 seats! We don’t need you to take up 3!!!

I think of Tulsi Gabbard as being more stylish.

As their plane is preparing for departure, a flight attendant is saying “In the event of a water landing, just exit the plane and hop on the nearest lily pad”.

May I suggest a substitution? Frog legs perhaps?

Here in the south, we’re told when you die, you have to go through Atlanta .

Maybe a nice gnat!

Isn’t time fun when you’re having fly’s?

The reason is right on the tip of my tongue.

Or, you might die in Atlanta…

No flies? Well how about grasshoppers then …

I’d like fresh live locust grasshoppers and a grasshopper to drink.

As Kermit the Frog once said: “Time’s fun when you’re having flies”.

if they are going to Paris do they serve French flies?

It isn’t always, or even usually, the airline that puts you on such a list.

Ah, not all that funny.

Jimmy, is that you.

The frog is getting thicker.

And Leon’s getting laaaaaaarger.

Flies never survive the in flight meal.

For all they care, she could croak from hunger.

How about our redesigned bag of 3-peanuts, for only an a additional 7.99?

This is toadally unacceptable!

That’s ok, I always travel with my own flys anyways.

If your pants are on that list, you are going to pee in them.