The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 20, 2011
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Why is it when you experiment on someone, they're called a guinea pig? Shouldn't we call the guy doing experiments on poor little guinea pigs bad names? Like mad scientist or doctor bunny killer. Well, I suppose. Eddie, c'mon back guinea pigs aren't allowed to leave the experiment. Toby, mom says you're a mad scientist bunny killer! Hold it!
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Dr Killmore. We have the 38 trillion fuzzy bunnies ready for the eyelash mascara test.
gregcartoon Premium Member over 13 years ago
When I read that Guinea Pigs are, in fact, a food animal in their native habitat, I wondered… How many of those things you gotta catch to make lunch? If you’d been doing yardwork or something, you’d need a BUNCH.
OldestandWisest over 13 years ago
Greg, why are you surprised that guinea pigs are a food animal? After all, “Pigs is Pigs!” (My apologies to Ellis Parker Butler.)
Ima Nodummy over 13 years ago
Greg, in the Cuzco Cathedral in Peru is a painting of The Last Supper by artist Marcos Zapata. The main dish at the center of the table is in fact…a guinea pig.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Doctor Bunnykiller, I like that, it has a ring to it! LOL!
inshadowz over 13 years ago
♪♫ I’ve experiments to run / There is research to be done / On the people who are still alive ♪♫ – GlaDOS at Aperture Science, Portal(Just finished Portal 2 in two days. Awesome game)
Number Three over 13 years ago
Awwwwwwww! Look at his eyes in the First Panel..
So cute xxxx
gregcartoon Premium Member over 13 years ago
Strod… I dunno… a pound-and-a-half, or maybe a two-and-a-half pound beastie still doesn’t sound like a whole meal. I mean, you gotta have a dozen squirrels or so to make a good stew and all. Remember we’re cookin’ for four.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 13 years ago
He’s not your guinea pig Toby he’s your brother.
8arkay over 13 years ago
Green or gold would look nice with her hair, Greg.
Number Three over 13 years ago
LOL LOL!
gregcartoon Premium Member over 13 years ago
Now I’m gonna have that song in my head the rest of the day. And not the Bette Davis version, neither. I got the Marty Feldman spoof going around and around and…
Hunter7 over 13 years ago
Calling Doctor Kilbunny! Calling Doctor Kilbunny! There’s an angry non-patient headed your way! .Guinea pigs about 2.5 pounds? that will do for a stew for two. Now hamsters. Theys is small, tiny things. Need 4 or 5 to replace that nasty squirrel. And the skins are only good for small items like gloves. Imagine how many you would need for a coat!