The Buckets by Greg Cravens for August 04, 2012

I did that in a restaurant in Dallas, Texas on Greenville Ave. I had eaten a beer tray full of Crab Claws and drank a pint or two of beer…when I finished, a burp came out of me that I swear broke the sound barrier…this is a popular restaurant and was full of folks like Dallas Cowboy players etc. Once my hubby and our friends realized it was me, and proceeded to take me to task, one of the Cowboys, stood up and started clapping and the rest of the restaurant did as well….I stood up and took a bow and set back down, my face as red as the Coors lettering on the beer tray. I still laugh remembering that…