TACO BELL: This is guaranteed to make anyone who has potty trained a kid laugh! My 3-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training, and I was on him constantly. One day, we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my 7-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, “No.” I kept thinking, “Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn’t have any extra clothes with me.” Then I said, “Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?” “No,” he insisted. I just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse. Soooo, I asked one more time, “Matt, did you have an accident?” Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled . . . “SEE MOM, IT’S JUST FARTS!!!” While 20 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified! Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had! Another gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said, “Don’t worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all the time. I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did.” – Anonymous
I did that in a restaurant in Dallas, Texas on Greenville Ave. I had eaten a beer tray full of Crab Claws and drank a pint or two of beer…when I finished, a burp came out of me that I swear broke the sound barrier…this is a popular restaurant and was full of folks like Dallas Cowboy players etc. Once my hubby and our friends realized it was me, and proceeded to take me to task, one of the Cowboys, stood up and started clapping and the rest of the restaurant did as well….I stood up and took a bow and set back down, my face as red as the Coors lettering on the beer tray. I still laugh remembering that…
Number Three over 12 years ago
This is HILAIROUS!
Excuse yourself, Eddie!
I love Sarah’s face expression… It’s almost as funny as Eddie’s burp.
xxx
Dirty-Charisma over 12 years ago
Excuse me from the bottom of my heart cause if it was any lower it would of been a fart.
Allan CB Premium Member over 12 years ago
Taken from Readers Digest in Canada in 2010:..
TACO BELL: This is guaranteed to make anyone who has potty trained a kid laugh! My 3-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training, and I was on him constantly. One day, we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my 7-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, “No.” I kept thinking, “Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn’t have any extra clothes with me.” Then I said, “Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?” “No,” he insisted. I just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse. Soooo, I asked one more time, “Matt, did you have an accident?” Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled . . . “SEE MOM, IT’S JUST FARTS!!!” While 20 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified! Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had! Another gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said, “Don’t worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all the time. I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did.” – Anonymous
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
But it’s too late Eddie! Everyone seems to be annoyed by you.
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
I did that in a restaurant in Dallas, Texas on Greenville Ave. I had eaten a beer tray full of Crab Claws and drank a pint or two of beer…when I finished, a burp came out of me that I swear broke the sound barrier…this is a popular restaurant and was full of folks like Dallas Cowboy players etc. Once my hubby and our friends realized it was me, and proceeded to take me to task, one of the Cowboys, stood up and started clapping and the rest of the restaurant did as well….I stood up and took a bow and set back down, my face as red as the Coors lettering on the beer tray. I still laugh remembering that…