The Buckets by Greg Cravens for January 24, 2013
Transcript:
You're joking. No! No! We've got to stop people from having kids! Without new people to cater to, Hollywood will have to quit making new movies, and we can all settle down and live happily ever after. And people who'd like to start a family? Make 'em watch the latest teen movie a couple dozen times. Boom. Abstinence.
That’ll keep ’em off my lawn!