The Buckets by Greg Cravens for January 24, 2013
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Transcript:
You're joking. No! No! We've got to stop people from having kids! Without new people to cater to, Hollywood will have to quit making new movies, and we can all settle down and live happily ever after. And people who'd like to start a family? Make 'em watch the latest teen movie a couple dozen times. Boom. Abstinence.
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el8 almost 12 years ago
It’ll never work.
Number Three almost 12 years ago
I am never planning on having children or getting married.
I would only marry if I found ‘the very one’ but I still wouldn’t have kids.
xxx
Allan CB Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Uh… don’t stop making films. There is still a TON of Star Trek to be made!!!
Allan CB Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Also, if we stop films, Underground Hollywood would go bust, when a LOT of porn “stars” end their careers. L
ossiningaling almost 12 years ago
That’ll keep ’em off my lawn!
dodgeedwardusa almost 12 years ago
@Number three. I have a grandaughter that said the same thing and now I am a great grand Dad with a beautiful great granddaughter.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Frank don’t do this!
beaver48612 almost 12 years ago
For once I totally agree with this old guy.
Daeder almost 12 years ago
I think he may be on to something!
nj23nut almost 12 years ago
Or, to stop them from having kids they can watch gramps’ old movies and then fall asleep! :P