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Did you hear? The school mascot broke a leg! Whoa! So Chummy Cougar is out of action? Yep. They're having auditions to replace them! I'm gonna try! Awesome! Who are you gonna be? Dunno, but it's gonna be cooler than a green cougar with a friendly smile!
See, this is what I get for going to a high school with a cougar for a mascot. I didn’t see all this ‘older woman’ response coming. At all. I’m so sheltered.